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two main thoughts here
first, for this pocket fuckup i think cadbury is disqualified from the “best butler” title for the rest of his fucking life
second, i love this depiction of “amoebas”
desk-chained harvey comics sweatshop slave receives the script, asks his boss what the fuck an amoeba is, his boss is just like “I DUNNO JUST DRAW IT”
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reggie making an abrupt leap from sort of ill-tempered to cold-blooded sociopathic thrill-killer, what the hell
like this is the first time i’ve ever seen him do anything legit mean and it is some hardcore shit
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i have like two dozen issues of vaults of mystery here left to go through and you can surely understand that this is a pretty intimidating prospect
like after the gold civilization and issue one being a stone idol that doesn’t actually do anything i simultaneously have no fucking idea what to expect yet know whatever it is is definitely going to give me a stress headache that may progress to a blackout where I wake up with a taxi driver telling me we’ve arrived at JFK international airport and in one hand I have cab fare and a ticket home and in the other a burlap sack full of stock broker scalps and no memory of the last 48 hours
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Richie jazzed as hell that the local bank manager likes groanworthy currency puns too.
Btw that’s mister Bilcoin, not Bitcoin. You can tell because he’s in a place of business wearing appropriate attire and not passed out face down in his underwear and a thick film of sweat-damp body grime next to an Ikea shelf stacked with ASIC mining rigs.
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go back to the office you sack of shit, no one fucking likes you
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since none of the salad dislodges from the bowl during this process i can only assume that the spinning pod’s actual purpose is to induce flavorful vomit dressing
it’s a delicacy, you must try it
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man, mid-world is a real shithole. credit to richie I guess for bringing benson back to serve jailtime with free will intact rather than being turned into a servant robot.
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Honestly a pretty aesthetically pleasing cover. Good on you, chained-to-desk sweatshop cover slave.
Off to a pretty roaring start here pacingwise, wow. This could easily have been three pages with no additional substance.
I love the mental gymnastics that these comics always have to do to make the infinitely rich disgustingly opulent family the heroes. Gosh, those greedy blue collar workers catch a whiff of money and suddenly they’re willing to murder a child! Not like those scrupolous, ethically saintly wealthy industrialists.
OH NO NOT A SUCTION
tomorrow: underground civilization of gold led by a capricious, gullible wizard
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since this is a promo comic free from the restraints of canon, we close out with wendy altering the timeline with an unlikely home run and richie realizing that the man in the national league logo is really actually alive, and thus some if not all of the events of his assorted casper dreams really happened
tomorrow: back to vault of mystery with some pablum about an underground civilization of gold robots
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