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really though wouldn’t no update have been better than this? wouldn’t it be better than this if we all just ceased to exist forever? no more pain or hurt or confusion or despair? no? okay sorry forget I said anything
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make a new richie rich cartoon based on the comic books and a new cartoon movie show wedgies noogies beatings spankings potty emergency new live action movie show in movie theaters
horrifying richie rich fetish special IV: markov chain edition
seriously though does anyone know how i make it not accept email submissions
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Richie wasted huge amounts of fridge space installing a set of robotic arms because he’s too lazy to so much as assemble a sandwich by himself, and the cook told him to “ride a dollar-shaped motorcycle up my ass” when he called him up and asked him to come make a cold sandwich at 2 in the morning.
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Looking at some of these older covers again it makes me sad that they dropped the robot hands motifs.
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The design of the robot sea captain unfortunately does not allow him to punch Richie in his stupid face. This was intentional on Richie’s part.
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I no longer have to pay servants and can thus keep my money out of the economy. THANKS IRONA!
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Richie dreams of a robot working class capable of feeling misery and despair but not rebelling, allowing him to be a merciless taskmaster without fear of injury or death.
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