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eyyyyy sorry i missed yesterday and am late today, a pair of actual stories going up in a moment
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njudah asked: Love this tumblr. Btw Caesar's casinos has an iPhone slot machine game. Among the offerings is...a Richie rich slot machine! Naturally it sucks.
I hear if you get three grimacing Richie Rich heads Kennedy half-dollar coins just start shooting out of all your orifices.
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Well this is profoundly depressing. Are Peewee and Freckles orphans squatting in some abandoned shack? Why don’t the Riches adopt them?
Every question this raises is more soulcrushing than the last.
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mindsnot asked: I doubt they were being this clever, but is there some sort of reverse Midas Touch that Richie's poor friends have? Richie can eat a sandwich and have bills and diamonds spill out, but those poor bastards find an actual pot of rainbow gold and have their riches snatched away by a shitty pun.
god that would be terrifying
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The gold coins that originally filled that pot were probably put to use falling out of Richie’s jockstrap or breadbox or something on the cover of Richie Rich Opulent Display.
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after the success of the unionization detector the sky was the limit
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i don’t even know where to begin with this
i guess maybe with the fact that this is the first time i’ve ever seen black people in the rich universe
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Taking the day off because we got the cat I’ve had since fourth grade put down this morning (kidney failure, she couldn’t keep food down) and I’m not feeling particularly funny. Updates resume tomorrow, thanks for understanding.
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Though I don’t know for sure why Jackie Jokers’ father Jerry Jokers is a terrifying child-headed doppelganger, I’m gonna go ahead and tag it #horrific genetic experimentation anyway. Seems like a safe bet.
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My favorite part about this (aside from Mr. Rich appearing to be 1.5 times the height of richie’s giant goddamn head) is the coloring making it difficult to tell where the money sea ends in the background. Are those mountains or piles of money?
Also like two pages later the flood of money inexplicably shifts into the form of a tornado.
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