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active-rva asked: Is anyone else getting the sense that the Richs must be pretty newly wealthy, as they seem really fixated on currency, rather than productive property? Like, you see Richie playing around in diamond mines and shit, but only to show off the cut gems inexplicably caked on everything, which implies that they are in fact opulent displays, not working industrial sites. Maybe his dad spends his days cackling over property deeds and private armies or something, I don't know.
I don’t think I ever posted it but there’s a cover where Mr. Rich’s office is wallpapered with his “first million”, so Richie’s dad is the first in the family line to get fabulously wealthy, and he probably grew up poor so he spoils his wife and son rotten.
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Richie believes horrible self-loathing body dysmorphia shouldn’t just be for humans.
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active-rva asked: Picture this: rewrite of the Exploding Mansion Mystery in which the mystery is solved when they look outside and realize that it's Rudolf Schnaubelt in a stolen robot suit with like ten thousand garment workers. Sweet.
you are a good person
…i spoke too soon
About making worse puns or about him wearing pants?
worse puns; this is imo the new worst pun record-holder, surpassing previous pun nadir which was split across three puns
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It’s weather like this where Rich Industries can really gouge on the heating bills.
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scraping the bottom of the pun barrel here
at least he’s wearing pants i guess
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are there really enough floating kids for the “richest” descriptor to be meaningful in any way
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