Having infinite money means never having to wear pants. Read from the beginning here.

28th July 2014

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Warehouse 23 Dumpster →

hey so remember when I said I’d make a note of it here when I started another writing project? well,

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26th July 2014

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bogleech:

It’s funny because actual real people stories are filled with sickening horrific atrocities

bogleech:

It’s funny because actual real people stories are filled with sickening horrific atrocities

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12th July 2014

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blorgblorgblorg:


This is a panel of Mr. Rich inviting Cadbury to bed. Look at those eyes.

oh lord
"we’re all too old for this type of dream, long as we all dreamin lets have a consequence-free three-way”

blorgblorgblorg:

This is a panel of Mr. Rich inviting Cadbury to bed. Look at those eyes.

oh lord

"we’re all too old for this type of dream, long as we all dreamin lets have a consequence-free three-way”

Tagged: comicsrichie richhey if you have a good submission i will absolutely post itf'realmaybe submit it here and not to my personal tho

7th June 2014

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heyyyy, I was visiting a friend with some medical problems and a not-great living situation for the latter part of this week, and this mwf thing is actually not better than filling the queue for me. (in my defense I would note that my average posts per day over the past two and a half years not counting askbox replies or meta stuff is still slightly above 0.5.)

I think after two and a half years and over 500 posts wringing blood from this stone that I need a break for a while.  I am deeply, deeply grateful that a thousand people thought me ranting about children’s comics was worth clogging their dash with (somehow including comics curmudgeon, personal hero of mine, and being-mean-about-comics-on-the-internet gold standard josh fruhlinger, which is insane).

if I had ever monetized this thing in any way I would totally do an oprah-esque ERRYBODY GETS A NEW CAR type give-back deal, but I never felt comfortable with that for various reasons.  if you want or ever wanted to throw a coin in my virtual internet upturned busker hat to show appreciation, please instead donate to Polaris Project to fight forced labor and other forms of human trafficking,

I may pick this back up again someday (the interior actual comics are still rich with untapped wacky awfulness), and I’ll make a necro post here if I start another humor writing project.  (you may or may not have missed Check Your Local Listings.)  until then, thanks super a lot for sharing all this weird nonsense with me.  it’s been rad.

—tobi

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2nd June 2014

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mindsnot said: What's the deal with Richie's Casper crossovers having to all be "a dream"? Have you figured out a reason why the writers insist on maintaining Richie's ignorance of magic and crap? It better be a good reason (although I should know better), because even as a faux-reader, these "I must be dreaming" contrivances are driving me fucking nuts.

You and me both, friend.  I have yet to see any stated explanation at all, let alone a remotely satisfactory one.

2nd June 2014

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In my day to day life I too often preface entering a building by saying “Oh boy, I’d sure like to fool around in there!”

In my day to day life I too often preface entering a building by saying “Oh boy, I’d sure like to fool around in there!”

Tagged: comicsrichie richnot actually richie rich

2nd June 2014

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"Billionaires stick together!  Why we’ll just let him out of the safe we imprisoned him in for several hours and tell him that with all the money we stole from his folks we’re now billionaires too, and we’ll be pals for life!"

Sound logic.

Tagged: comicsrichie richBLORG BLORG IT'S A DREAM AGAIN GOSH GEE GOLLY WHIZ

2nd June 2014

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EVEN RICHIE noticed the hamhanded naming scheme of the villains du jour.  That giant fucking head must be pulling its weight.
Seriously the relative proportions here are freaking me the fuck out.

EVEN RICHIE noticed the hamhanded naming scheme of the villains du jour.  That giant fucking head must be pulling its weight.

Seriously the relative proportions here are freaking me the fuck out.

Tagged: comicsrichie richhorrific genetic experimentation

2nd June 2014

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I have to say, my expectations for this are not high.

I have to say, my expectations for this are not high.

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2nd June 2014

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joshreads:

occupyrichierich:

joshreads:

Never Forget that 50 Cent referred to his lyrics as “content” in his beef with Chamillionaire (the beef was about swears)

are you dissing fitty specifically here or are you one of those “rap music isn’t music” people because if the latter we are going to have ourselves a disagreement

i am dissing the idea of someone self-righteously defending his use of swear words in lyrics while simultaneously referring to said lyrics as “content” like he’s some kind of awful web startup founder. so, the first one, i guess? please do not beef with me sir

ah okay sorry.  god I am way too immersed in web crap I just read “content” at face value and it didn’t even occur to me that it sounded affected.  I need to touch base with my offline contacts more often I guess.

joshreads:

occupyrichierich:

joshreads:

Never Forget that 50 Cent referred to his lyrics as “content” in his beef with Chamillionaire (the beef was about swears)

are you dissing fitty specifically here or are you one of those “rap music isn’t music” people because if the latter we are going to have ourselves a disagreement

i am dissing the idea of someone self-righteously defending his use of swear words in lyrics while simultaneously referring to said lyrics as “content” like he’s some kind of awful web startup founder. so, the first one, i guess? please do not beef with me sir

ah okay sorry.  god I am way too immersed in web crap I just read “content” at face value and it didn’t even occur to me that it sounded affected.  I need to touch base with my offline contacts more often I guess.